Midnight Service at the Revis House of Resurrection

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  1. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    The power of Christ compels you.
     
  2. Kaiser

    Kaiser Member

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    You're all dillusional making up places for these players. I'd like to see what crazy shit you guys make up if we win the SB, haha. Revis Christ is the best thing to come out of this thread.
     
  3. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    haha touche.
     
  4. sanchizeqb

    sanchizeqb Active Member

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    New avatar. I'm totally present at the house of worship right now!
     
  5. Jets FTW!!

    Jets FTW!! Member

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    someone should photoshop Revis's face on Jesus haha. That would seal the deal.
     
  6. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I think the National media is already taking notice, although it's hard to be mentioned every week when the opposing QB avoids you like the plague... in favor of taking advantage of rookie Lowery and crappy Coleman. Revis has played out of him mind since his first start, and this year not only has he taken the opposition's top wideout out of the game, he has also sealed 2 division wins with endzone TDs at the end of those games.

    Sometimes I wish Jetsin2004 was still on the board so we could watch him fumble around trying to bash Revis again. Clearly one of the top defenders in the league, and he is a sophomore at that.
     
  7. jaywayne12

    jaywayne12 Well-Known Member

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    I saw this thread and it scared the crap out of me....put a damn warning on it....wow.
     
  8. Don

    Don 2008 TGG Rich Kotite "Least Knowledgeable" Award W

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    You don't get it do you? Yeah, he was a great pick and it cost us a 4-12 season because we made it. A CB was not what we needed when we took him. Call it darksiding or call it making a statement of fact. Your choice.
     
  9. sackexchange

    sackexchange Well-Known Member

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    Last year I might have agreed....pretty close. This year though Revis is lights out. Haven't seen Ross play a whole lot this year but I have seen him give up some big plays.
     
  10. greenbeanz

    greenbeanz Well-Known Member

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    I would like to know if i can be a part of the church of revis christ services. we must spread the good word of our lord revis christ. peace be with you all.
     
  11. The Grim Revis

    The Grim Revis New Member

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    I can honestly say I'm not longer an Atheist.

    Darrelle Revis now occupies that portion of my life.
     
  12. The Grim Revis

    The Grim Revis New Member

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    I argue with my friend everyday about Revis being better than Ross. He recently admitted to Revis being God.

    He still thinks Derek Ward and Ahmad Bradshaw are much better than any RB on the Jets though.

    Edit: I tried to quote someone else, but it got messed up. My bad.
     
  13. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    They're both better than Jones, but Leon has speed and moves that neither of them possesses.
     
  14. sunnygs97

    sunnygs97 New Member

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    will somebody please photoshop a picture of jesus in a revis jersey or with darrelle's face and helmet on jesus or something lol, ive been trying, im awful at it.
     
  15. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    T. Holt 1 rec 5 yards

    Amen!
     
  16. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    I actually saw Revis give up a first down and another catch to I think Avery today.

    But no touchdowns, making Revis Christ infallible.
     
  17. JetsLookingforDWare

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    I call it dumb.

    Is that fine? I saw it wasn't an option, but I thought it fit best here.

    Edit: Praise Revis.
     
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  18. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Wow I didn't see this before.

    One man = 4-12.

    Great logic Don.
     
  19. Nesquik

    Nesquik Well-Known Member

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    What was our biggest need in that draft besides a cb?
     
  20. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Darren McFadden.
     

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